Previous Entry | Next Entry

Top 10 Reasons...

  • Jun. 22nd, 2009 at 10:48 AM
poeticsoul: (SM The reason I have no social life)
These are cute and funny.  I got them from my Twilight group

Top 10 reasons to be Team Edward:

10. Because he'll hold your drink for you when you need to use your hands, and he'll keep it cold, too. Not to mention he can be your personal ice-pack when you have a Bella moment.
9. He's a vampire and they've been around for centuries whereas werewolves are just new inventions. (Quote courtesy of Rob Pattinson)
8. He won't fall asleep and drool all over you.
7. Who needs a disco ball when you have Edward? Just take him outside and dance it up 'cause he sparkles!
6. He's a gentleman and will offer you choices.
5. He won't stink like a wet dog if you wash him.
4. Jacob may run a 108° temperature but Edward's still hotter.
3. He'll whisper sweet nothings in your ear in many different languages as well as quote Romeo & Juliet verbatim.
2. Because, in the end, he got the girl!
1. He is portrayed by Robert Pattinson….need we say more?

Top Ten Reasons to Be Team Jacob:
10. If you're ever stuck out in a snowstorm, his body heat could save your life.
9. He has the best vamp insults and some great blonde jokes!
8. He's still young enough to be impulsive and foolish. Every girl needs more of that in her life!
7. He could take you out to eat and actually eat with you.
6. He is a 6'7" tall, gorgeous, muscular Native American – what else do you need?
5. He's half naked most of the time.
4. Sometimes a girl needs a heating pad rather than an ice pack.
3. He is the epitome of tall, dark, and handsome. Plus, he's HOT!
2. He's like a puppy and a boyfriend all wrapped up in one!
1. He won't leave you stranded in the forest after breaking up with you.

Top 10 reason to be Team Switzerland:
10. Got a need for speed? They are both fast!
9. You can hunt wild game with Edward and play wild games with Jake.
8. You can go wherever you want when you date both: Forks and Quileute territory.
7. You can take Edward home to meet your parents and have fun with Jake on the side.
6. You can be reckless with Jacob and Edward will make sure that you're safe.
5. Because you shouldn't have to choose between a greek god look-alike and a hot, half naked guy.
4. Jacob can fix your car and Edward can buy a new one if Jacob can't fix it.
3. Because sometimes you need an air conditioner, and sometimes you need a space heater.
2. Who says you can't have the best of both worlds? They're both drop dead gorgeous.
1. Because you refuse to be affected by territorial disputes between mythical creatures